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Offline 78 Chevyrado

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Tax Bill
« on: January 09, 2009, 09:53:27 AM »
Too bad this won't work....

Dear Internal Revenue Service:
 
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12
November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying
$171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
 
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance
to $3,429.00.
 
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as
noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 "
Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper
detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw
is enclosed for your convenience.
 
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
 
Sincerely,
 
A Satisfied Taxpayer
Kenny

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Offline oldyeller

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Re: Tax Bill
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 10:26:05 AM »
Sure wish it was that easy.
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Re: Tax Bill
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 10:48:33 AM »
It would be nice if it worked that way ;D
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Re: Tax Bill
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »
funny!