Hold on until the second sentence I thought that you were serious... But you also have to remember that there are some demented people out there that would take it because it said ford, likely to be converted after first drive though.
This is actually a very good idea. I have had so many people from all walks of life approach me everywhere I go including honking horns at redlights to get my attention. Highly desirable body styles that attract a lot of attention.
Currently, I pull the 10amp fuse for the PCM when I park in shady places. I'd say an upgrade is in need for me!