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Title: Leroy the redneck
Post by: Blazin on March 07, 2009, 10:07:45 am

 A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party, and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
 He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
 Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, and BBQ, and flirting with all the women.
 At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a ten foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." 
 The words were barely out of his mouth, when there was a loud splash..
 Everyone turned around, and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! 
 Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail, and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck. 
 Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
 
 Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
 
 "No, that's okay. I don't want it", said Leroy.

 
 The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"


 "No thanks, I don't want it", answered Leroy.
 
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
 
Again Leroy said, "No".

 

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"



Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!"

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: 78 Chevyrado on March 07, 2009, 10:55:41 am

Dang!   go leroy!  lmao

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: zieg85 on March 07, 2009, 10:57:08 am

Good one Blazin!!!

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: campcrf on March 07, 2009, 11:08:50 am

haha.... Leroy's my hero !!!!!!!

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: The dream on March 07, 2009, 11:45:40 am

He definitely came to the party in a old Chevy truck LOL

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: 69byrd on March 07, 2009, 05:50:16 pm

Thats funny :D I know a few old boys like Leroy ;D

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: levisjohnson on March 07, 2009, 08:13:06 pm

Thanks Blazin.  My 8+ month pregnant wife about fell out of her chair.

Title: Re: Leroy the redneck
Post by: Lt.Del on March 07, 2009, 08:47:38 pm

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He definitely came to the party in a old Chevy truck LOL

Now that's the funniest part rat thare, Yeah, That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, yeah--Git r dun, ha.