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General Site Info => General Discussion => Topic started by: Blazin on March 10, 2009, 06:32:32 pm
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A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there,' as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, t he old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "gored" before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge!'
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Ha! Cute.
However, I was just shaking my head and thinking "4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution".
he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
Oh, by the way, the 4th Amendment guards against unreasonable search and seizure and requires probable cause for searches.
....still shaking my head. But, I know there are gung ho officers out there whose IQ is about 20 pts higher than their age.
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Blazin Thanks Im laughing my :( off
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lol
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That's a good one!
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Thanks. I needed that. Lol.
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:D
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lol :D