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Title: School !!
Post by: The dream on April 28, 2009, 07:32:47 pm

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: Lt.Del on April 28, 2009, 07:45:13 pm

Let me be the first to say, I have a weed wacker.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: 78 Chevyrado on April 28, 2009, 07:51:35 pm

I've met that guy before, I'm sure of it ;D

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: oldwhity on April 28, 2009, 07:52:50 pm

I have two and their gas powered! lol

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: choptop on April 28, 2009, 09:08:54 pm

I have a tractor

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: Lt.Del on April 28, 2009, 10:03:32 pm

...and I have a chevy pick up truck and a GMC suburban....how many of those do you see in San Francisco?...
taking a seat now.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: choptop on April 28, 2009, 10:21:33 pm

Nobody said we could go that route Sarge... in that case I have 9 trucks, 2 of them are crewcab duallys (aka Big Dually) ;D Thats not counting Oldyellers truck, or our suburban.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: oldwhity on April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm

Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: choptop on April 29, 2009, 09:25:40 pm

Quote from: oldwhity on April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm

Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol

You have a Chevy truck........enough said :D

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: ccz145a on April 30, 2009, 08:37:50 am

Quote from: choptop on April 29, 2009, 09:25:40 pm

Quote from: oldwhity on April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm

Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol

You have a Chevy truck........enough said :D

That gave me a chuckle.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: oldwhity on April 30, 2009, 07:17:50 pm

Yeah, so there. :D

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: Lt.Del on April 30, 2009, 09:46:50 pm

And I got a Glock--yeah, and it is for those who don't have weed wackers and don't drive Chevys ;D.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: Skunksmash on May 01, 2009, 08:11:14 am

I use my glock as a weed wacker.

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: oldwhity on May 02, 2009, 03:33:49 pm

Now that's going to take alot of ammo. lol

Title: Re: School !!
Post by: Skunksmash on May 03, 2009, 06:35:54 am

Yeah lol. But man ammo prices are on the rise again. I guess due to the whole Obaumunism thing.