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General Site Info => General Discussion => Topic started by: zieg85 on December 08, 2010, 10:02:24 pm
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Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 politicians and 2 pedophiles.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need.
New teeth? - No problem.
Need glasses? - Great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
All covered.
(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax any more.
If you have a better idea, let me know...
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Lmao!
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Plus, you'll get better food, living conditions and medical treatment in prison!
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Lol so true. There was one Guy who was going to die from cancer didn't have Heath insurance so he robbed a bank with out ad gun. Than just sat on the curb and waited for the police. He then surrender and went to jail only to inform them if he didn't receive a surgery he would die before his court date so the gave it to him. Once the judge found out why he did what he did and since there was no weapon involved he gave him the minimum I think it was 3 years
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HA
Don't forget about cable. I don't afford myself the luxury of cable TV; never have. But, they see fit to redistribute my earnings to make sure that the prison has all the channels.
The only flaw I see in your plan is that if every senior shoots 2 politicians, there would soon be no more politicians, therefore we could revert back to common sense ideas and personal responsibility, and then all of these social programs would be irrelevant. 8)
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Nobel Prize Winner!
Solves the issue of long-term politicians who are smarter than 'us regular people'
Solves the issue of dealing w/ pedophiles, thus reducing jail/prison room for the elderly
Solves the issue of health care for the elderly.
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YEA yea go to prison and be big bubbas girl friend right