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General Site Info => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lt.Del on March 19, 2012, 10:48:05 pm
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She was born with a brain but lost the instructions manual.....
http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx (http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx)
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UGH!
It pains me that we have to share air with people this stupid!
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OMG WADAB SNTGAL OMG
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She's smarter than my last girlfriend.... but ex was 80mph hotter
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You gotta admit, at least she tried to rationalize her theory, even though she was wrong and it never quite "clicked".
That was funny.
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If the world has become too prim and proper for us to laugh and poke fun at somebody's momentary ignorance, then it is indeed a sad place to live. If I were caught on video laying down a spiel like that, I would expect no less than to be called out and laughed at for talking out of your mind.
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What the heck is my wife doing in that woman's body?!?!
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a few ponderables I thought of along those same lines:
How many dollars is a $20 bill worth? I guess it depends on the value of the dollar at any given time.
If you are in a 10 feet deep pool, how far down would you have to swim to touch the bottom? Perhaps it depends on how big your foot is.
If a boat leaves Virginia Beach and begins at sea level, what elevation would it be at if it docks at Daytona Beach, Fl? Remember, Florida is below Virginia on a map.
If an airplane traveling at 30,000 feet above sea level crosses over a 3,000 foot high mountain, how high would the airplane be traveling then? Perhaps it depends which sea the mountain is in.
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If you were traveling at the speed of light, and you turned on your headlights. Would they do any good?
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I interviewed for maintenance for the state just to try different state jobs. And it has about 20 questions 5 people ask you, right in the middle of these questions about maintenance the supervisor ask “ what weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers.” I was shocked and replied “the same” I then waited for someone to start laughing or crack a smile. But nope they wrote down my answer and continued with the questions. I was telling this story to a co-worker and before I finished with my answer he cuts me off and says “ the bricks right?” I said “and that’s why they asked that question”
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If you were traveling at the speed of light, and you turned on your headlights. Would they do any good?
your reaction time wouldnt be fast enough to react to anything you can see
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That totally was an act! It couldn't possibly be that difficult to anyone!!
I'll show my engineer side and say that question about a boat leaving from Virginia Beach and docking at Daytona Beach is a tricky one because you have to know how long it takes the boat to travel, what day it is and when it leaves! Why???...because of the tidal exchange. If it is about 620 nautical miles and you travel an average of 11 knots then it takes you about 56 hours to get there. If you leave today at 8 am EST and arrive there at about 2 pm EST, 2 days later then the tide has gone from +3.6 ft to -0.1 feet and you are 3.7 feet lower than you started off! :P
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because of the tidal exchange
I was wondering when someone was going to mention the tides. More power to ya.
And Blazin, that is a good one. I vote headlights do nothing in that scenario. But, i'd like to see the effects of a truck that runs into a tree doing Warp speed. Vaporization.
I wonder how she would answer this one?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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I think you missed the point Irish.
I say if you turned them on after you were traveling at light speed they would do no good as the light could never get out in front of you.
If you turned them on, and then proceeded to light speed then the light would always be out in front of you! ::)
Getting back to the blond in the video:
I think her husband should give her a harder question.
If Pam had four apples gave one to little Jonny, ate one, and cut one in half. How many apples would she have left?
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If Pam had four apples gave one to little Jonny, ate one, and cut one in half. How many apples would she have left?
Well, it depends on whether it was cut in half horizontally or vertically. Which half has the most seeds and what color is the apple?
my guess? 1 and a half and a half.
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blaze yes that make sense but by time you saw something and take the 3 seconds it takes to react to it its to far behind you to even mater. light travels at about 186,000 mps so in the 3 seconds it takes you to react you lost 558000 mps, so if you see 558,000 miles away then you might have a chance other than that it would just be a waist of energy. lol kind of thinking outside the box just like the one question, if you have 4 apples in your right hand a take away 2 how many do you have left? its still 4 the other 2 are now in your left hand
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If Pam had four apples gave one to little Jonny, ate one, and cut one in half. How many apples would she have left?
Well, it depends on whether it was cut in half horizontally or vertically. Which half has the most seeds and what color is the apple?
my guess? 1 and a half and a half.
kind of think about this. just cause she ate one doesnt mean its still now a apple just in a diffrent form. like a truck is still a truck if its all eat up with rust so she would have 3. lmao just saw the vid, how the heck did she come up with 58 minutes. so close yet so far aways
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My only question now would be. How many groups of people around the world have been talking about the poor blonde woman who lost her brain ?
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poor blonde woman who lost her brain ?
Are we sure she had one to lose?
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Yeah i saw th comment on that page from people: if my spouse put that online theyd be sleeping on the couch for a month, and such like that. Everyone who commented thataway should be put on national news with the dumbest thing they've ever done.
I'll tell u right now i do dumb stuff. i don't like being called on it, but if i dont have room to alk when it happens, I DON'T. yeah looking stupid sucks, but if you're stupid, well... you are.
Why his wife deserves to be online is that shes arrogant, cant possibly be wrong, and gives him crap for it. yes she should be called out in the worst way possible. bet if she hadnt give him so much crap, we'd have never seen this. it would be worth the month on the couch. besides, we're men, a month on the couch is like camping out anyway, and what man doesn't like camping out? ha!
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if you think about it she at least thought really good and hard about her answer, she even came real close. idk how she did that but she is smart, just maybe too smart. maybe she was thinking if you travel on the inside shoulder of a turn you wouldnt have to do the complete 80 miles 8)
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lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_nK9cNMnY&feature=related
more vids of this girls vid
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Drugs are a terrible thing.....
Nice reply vid Irish, this person is definately not acting. Exactly why are there more male engineers than female engineers?
There are proven differences between the male brain and female brain. The male brain is better at mathematical issues and spacial issues and visual. Men can read maps much better than females.
Females are better at language and comprehension issues. To give them directions, better list them as instructions....ie: turn left at the white church, go two miles etc...don't give them a map.
The moral? Perhaps you can take the speedo out of certain female-owned cars and they wont miss it because they dont know what it means anyway. it's a number on road signs (speed limits) and a number on the speedo. That's all that number means. I guess. ???
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I have seen this same thought process with an ex. It is not an act and I feel his pain. I would always find myself arguing with her over the dumbest things but the argument was real. For example while car shopping she said to me the only reason we were not able to find a car was because I was concerned about price. I really had to have the argument of why price matters. over time this seemed to happen more and more. while funny it was frustrating. One morning I was running late for work and ironed my shirt on a towel I threw on the kitchen table. I burned the finish a little and showed her(she saw me do it too). Then I said that was a bad idea. the very next morning same scenario, me running late. This time she thought she would help by ironing my shirt on a towel on the same table. Well needless to say she wrecked the finish the same way I had. her argument was that I did the same thing too so if its so dumb then why did I have the same problem.
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at least one post borders on misogyny.
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Sometimes differences are good. 30 years of psychological studies has shown a significant difference between the female and male brains. Females are better in certain areas and male brains are in other areas and it is known there are more male engineers than female engineers. However there are more female teachers. I will never have the patience to teach kids, that simply isn't my fortay. I'll instruct adults all day long, but not kids. My wife is so much better than I in so many ways and it takes quite a balance of 'differences' to maintain a household and raise kids. Thank God women's brains are different than men's. But, I will say, she knows the answer to the question on the initial video.
We all know, if we were to visit a predominantly-female website group, we'd see that they spend a large amount of time commenting on the neanderthal-like behavior and actions of their husbands/boyfriends. So, a rare amiable jab never hurt anyone. ;)