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Title: Did I read the sign right?
Post by: bigblock73 on December 28, 2004, 08:23:00 pm

Since this is now a general discussion board, I will start it off with one I saw elsewhere earlier today.    


Did I read that sign right?





TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW



In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT



In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN



In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?



Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR



Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.



Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS



On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
 

...Jeff

'73 swb 2wd
'77 Blazer 2wd

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Edited by: bigblock73 at: 12/28/04 8:24 pm

Title: Did I read the sign right?
Post by: 85c10 on February 19, 2005, 12:25:00 pm

Man those are some of the funniest signs that i have ever seen!  

Title: a few nice ones...
Post by: 77c15 on February 20, 2005, 01:04:00 am

Here are a few seen in gas station restrooms when I took a business trip to the Charleston, SC are:

1) "Don't bother wiping the seat, crabs jump ten feet."

2) "Be like brother, not like sis, raise the lid before you piss!"

3) "Men's room out of order; cup available at counter"

I almost lost it after reading each one of those!

-Mike