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Title: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Blazin on April 14, 2008, 07:40:57 am
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat  on The back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB, SO. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I  pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
 Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope  you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country-and soon.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: ccz145a on April 14, 2008, 08:09:26 am
What a great idea! This is the first time I've heard this and the best thing I've heard in a long time.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Redneckchevy on April 14, 2008, 08:14:00 am
Now thats a great idea....Pass that one on to the capital!
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Unofficial on April 14, 2008, 08:24:59 am
I like those kinds of ideas. You know, because it's not this big huge difficult and complex government issue. It's just a money saving idea that would save a lot.

Cool.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Blazin on April 14, 2008, 09:37:04 am
Oh don't worry if the govt. did impliment this they would make sure it cost a few billion $$$$$$$$$.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: ccz145a on April 14, 2008, 10:18:12 am
And to think of all the urine crates shipped via usps. Talk about digruntled. lol
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Lt.Del on April 14, 2008, 11:33:18 am
Hillary or Obama don't want to hear that.  They'd loose votes.
Forget it.  Not gonna happen.  The courts will be clogged and the taxpayers will pay one way or the other.  The ACLU would never let it go.

What they would say..."That would be discriminatory.  So what if we are drug abusers. I am still ENTITLED to a check."

So here is the scenario.  You get fired because you used drugs and can't pass the drug test.  Therefore, you apply for unemployment benefits.  But you lose because, again, you can't pass the drug test.  You apply for welfare....here comes the drug test....sorry, you lose. So what next?  No federal benefits, no job, no one cares for your.  You resort to the life of crime and rob people, or banks, or break into cars for their visible CD's laying on the dash.  After the 30th crime, you get arrested and spend 10 years in prison.  Who pays for you being in prison?  Let me guess, the taxpayer.

So everyone is mad in your neighborhood because their cars have broken windows and they have no more CD's because they have been stolen, and their taxes rise because of the prison population.

Geeze.  Don't you know American's are Entitled to a free paycheck, or it wil cost them more in the future.

I didn't even mention dependants.  All children will end up in an orphanage because mommy and daddy are in prison.  Wait, who takes care of them?  The taxpayers.

Moral of the story.  Use drugs and enjoy your free check.  If you dare start a job, dont you use drugs or you will have to stay at home and watch soap operas and get a free check in the mailbox because it is cheaper than to send you to jail.
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Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: VileZambonie on April 14, 2008, 12:21:10 pm
OOH! I want that! I want to stay home and watch Jerry Springer and Maury Povich give lie detector tests to da baby daddy!
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Blazin on April 14, 2008, 03:13:51 pm
Again a good reason to shoot criminals on the spot. Vigilantlys rock! What did I post the other day? Dead men can't tlak, well they can't collect a welfare check either!
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: dumbucket1 on April 14, 2008, 04:01:31 pm
I dont think the people on government assistance should be getting these rebate checks either.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: choptop on April 14, 2008, 09:46:42 pm
Amen to all above.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: 80stepsideguy on April 15, 2008, 12:04:09 am
Ya know what i say?
Take all these illegial immigrants that dont belong in this country and take all the welfare people that sit on their rears and put them in the service and ship them to fight this war.Take our brave men and women and bring them home and let these POS fight the battle then they can earn a living.

thanks
pat
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Lt.Del on April 15, 2008, 11:04:34 am
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Take all these illegial immigrants that dont belong in this country and take all the welfare people that sit on their rears and put them in the service and ship them to fight this war

That would be one heck of an army!  Might as well start making those white flags to display  ;D

Don't dare board an airplane in the future then, they would definately all be  flying bombs for more  buildings if that kind of army is our defense.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: JRConnieK10 on April 15, 2008, 11:11:15 am
On the news everyday there is a shooting somewhere why not take the punks that want to shoot people and make them go to war and let them shoot at someone that can shoot back and see if they like it prisoners on death row put'em out front that would kinda thin out the over crowding of the prison population. Let them get out front and draw the fire so we can use the good service men and women to take them out.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Unofficial on April 15, 2008, 02:35:41 pm
On the news everyday there is a shooting somewhere why not take the punks that want to shoot people and make them go to war and let them shoot at someone that can shoot back and see if they like it prisoners on death row put'em out front that would kinda thin out the over crowding of the prison population. Let them get out front and draw the fire so we can use the good service men and women to take them out.

Good point. I agree with you.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: Toolmaster on April 15, 2008, 03:11:30 pm
I myself would much rather have the BEST Men & Women of the United States Armed Forces fighting for my rights than some scum that only thinks of himself. If they were used I would send them to one of the Military fireing range and use then for LIVE FIRE training. As Target's !!!!!

To The Men & Women of the United States Armed forces, those who have served, and are presently serving !!

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!


I would also like to thank the Police, Firefighters, EMT's, First Responders any medical personal.
Those are the people that are fighting the war from inside. 
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: ccz145a on April 15, 2008, 03:12:44 pm
Well said.
Title: Re: THE JOB & THE URINE TEST
Post by: JRConnieK10 on April 15, 2008, 03:15:28 pm
Ditto. Toolmaster well said.