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Title: Lie detector
Post by: Blazin on May 09, 2008, 08:05:30 am

John was a salesman's  delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long  ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came  home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John  claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when  Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2  hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you  over 2 hours late getting
home?", they asked.
"Several  of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project" said  Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,  knocking
him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a  lie detector, now tell us where you went
after  school."
"We went to Bobby's house and  watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked  Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered  Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,  knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and  said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex  Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said  John. "When I was your age, I never lied to
my parents."
The robot then  walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked  him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing,  almost in tears. "Boy, did you
ever ask for that one! And you can't be too  mad with Tommy. After all, he is
your son!"
The Robot immediately walked  around to Marsha, and slapped her
three  times.

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: ccz145a on May 09, 2008, 08:14:00 am

thanks, blazin.

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: smitty77 on May 09, 2008, 08:16:14 am

ROTFLMAO!   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: Lt.Del on May 09, 2008, 09:55:29 am

I don't want one of those things around here.  I'd rather not know the truth sometimes. 

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: JJSZABO on May 09, 2008, 10:16:17 am

 :D :D :D ROFL

Thanks - I needed that ;)

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: Unofficial on May 09, 2008, 11:52:49 am

Hahaha, that was great. It just kept getting better and better. ;D

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: Fordeatinz71 on May 09, 2008, 12:03:37 pm

hahahaha niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: VileZambonie on May 09, 2008, 12:55:40 pm

lol

Kinda funny saying I picked up from that stupid Maury Povich show, I always say to my students when I know they are feeding me a line of bull "The lie detector test determined That's a lie"

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: DnStClr on May 11, 2008, 08:52:38 pm

I don't get it.

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: VileZambonie on May 11, 2008, 08:53:50 pm

The lie detector test determined THAT's a lie!

Title: Re: Lie detector
Post by: DnStClr on May 11, 2008, 09:16:32 pm

Ha ha. Gotcha.