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Title: Fifty Dollars
Post by: Toolmaster on June 02, 2008, 01:24:13 pm

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and
every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that
helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't
ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter
ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty
dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the enti re
ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's
fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over
and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and
said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but
you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris re plied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: Captkaos on June 02, 2008, 01:57:30 pm

ROTFLMHO  :D

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: frogman68 on June 02, 2008, 02:04:38 pm

I wonder if she had a little help out the door ??  ;D

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: Blazin on June 02, 2008, 04:36:38 pm

That there is funny!

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: ccz145a on June 02, 2008, 04:52:48 pm

funny. I like it.

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: CHawk on June 02, 2008, 06:46:59 pm

Classic!  Loved it!

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: 78BBSTEPSIDE on June 02, 2008, 08:18:55 pm

Good one

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: JRConnieK10 on June 04, 2008, 06:15:30 pm

Thats great, thanks for the laugh

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: JJSZABO on June 05, 2008, 08:14:36 am

GREAT!! ;D

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: gztoyz on October 07, 2008, 01:00:42 pm

where is that ride? jk lol

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: 80stepsideguy on October 07, 2008, 01:06:52 pm

Helicopter ride 50.00

Watching Esther  fall out of helicopter and seeing her expression on her face <priceless>

LMAO  ;D

thanks tool i needed a good laugh.

thanks
pat

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: bigkountry on October 09, 2008, 12:26:34 pm

 :D

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: HAULIN IT on October 09, 2008, 01:48:12 pm

"Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...That's funny right there!"

Title: Re: Fifty Dollars
Post by: DnStClr on October 10, 2008, 10:36:42 am

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y-wxZCi5LA