Snow in Minnesota
One winter morning a husband and blond wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car accordingly.
A week later while they were eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Again the good wife went out and moved her car again, this time to the opposite side of the street.
The next week they were once again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Just then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
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