damage surveying

[78 Chevyrado]

This practical joke is best done to people who are truly worried about their car,
truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall
to avoid it getting touched by human kind.
 
When your buddy leaves the car, get your friend to place a note on the
windshield that reads "Sorry, about the scratch. We will take care of any
damage." and add a fake phone number. Then as you come out with your buddy from
the mall, and they read the note, let the search for the non-existent scratch
begin.
 
You can help by pointing out "potential" scratches, watching him or her run over
to see, only to realize it's just dirt.
 
This one can done from afar so that you can have practical fun watching the
owner of the car survey for damage rather than you helping out, can be even more
hilarious.

[frogman68]

We did something similar to a "really old guy" we work with.

Sent him to a customer about 100 miles from home waited like 1 hour 30 minutes than had a woman call stating there is a fire at the Marina that he stored his boat in. Needless to say he got to the customers fixed what was broke and made it back in like 2 hours he was po'd and we never owned up to it

[JRConnieK10]

Years ago I went somewhere in another town with some friends left my truck parked at a bowling alley while we went to get something to eat came back and was going to move my truck up closer in the lot went to back out of the spot and my tailgate was gone and I had just put the aluminium band that says chevrolet it was brand new I had just got it I was so ticked then about 5 mins later my best friend pulls up and says hey whats up the pecker head had seen my truck there walked up took it put it in the back of his and drove around with it til he saw us come back just laughing his but off. Just remember what they say about paybacks.

[team39763]

Years ago I went somewhere in another town with some friends left my truck parked at a bowling alley while we went to get something to eat came back and was going to move my truck up closer in the lot went to back out of the spot and my tailgate was gone and I had just put the aluminium band that says chevrolet it was brand new I had just got it I was so ticked then about 5 mins later my best friend pulls up and says hey whats up the pecker head had seen my truck there walked up took it put it in the back of his and drove around with it til he saw us come back just laughing his but off. Just remember what they say about paybacks.

Haha...they used to steal tailgates at my highschool...but they liked to switch them around to other peoples trucks and watch as they went looking for it.  I was glad I didn't have a truck back then.

[choptop]

Karo light corn syrup with red food coloring, and just a little green (and some black, gotta be dark red)mixed together and dumped under the transmission drives them nuts. Put the mixture in a pancake syrup bottle and be sure to squirt some on the tranny when you do it. Enviromentally safe, and fun to watch.

[84chevysilverado]

what we do is buy some bicyle tubes and get some hose clamps. then we cut the tube in half and tie a knote in the other end so the air cant escape. then when someone is in a hockey arena or store you slip the open end over the tailpipe and hoseclamp it on.then tuck the tube under the car so they cant c it. then when the person comes out and turns on the engine there is a loud bang when the tube explodes and you should c there faces priceless  they think thee motor blew

[team39763]

Karo light corn syrup with red food coloring, and just a little green (and some black, gotta be dark red)mixed together and dumped under the transmission drives them nuts. Put the mixture in a pancake syrup bottle and be sure to squirt some on the tranny when you do it. Enviromentally safe, and fun to watch.

I like that one...I'm gonna try that.