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Offline The dream

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School !!
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:32:47 pm »

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
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Offline Lt.Del

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Re: School !!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 07:45:13 pm »
Let me be the first to say, I have a weed wacker.
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Offline 78 Chevyrado

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Re: School !!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 07:51:35 pm »
I've met that guy before, I'm sure of it ;D
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Offline oldwhity

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Re: School !!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 07:52:50 pm »
I have two and their gas powered! lol
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Offline choptop

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Re: School !!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 09:08:54 pm »
I have a tractor
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Re: School !!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 10:03:32 pm »
...and I have a chevy pick up truck and a GMC suburban....how many of those do you see in San Francisco?...
taking a seat now.
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Re: School !!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 10:21:33 pm »
Nobody said we could go that route Sarge... in that case I have 9 trucks, 2 of them are crewcab duallys (aka Big Dually) ;D Thats not counting Oldyellers truck, or our suburban.
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Offline oldwhity

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Re: School !!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm »
Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol
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Re: School !!
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 09:25:40 pm »
Quote from: oldwhity on April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm
Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol

You have a Chevy truck........enough said :D
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Offline ccz145a

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Re: School !!
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 08:37:50 am »
Quote from: choptop on April 29, 2009, 09:25:40 pm
Quote from: oldwhity on April 29, 2009, 08:01:56 pm
Oh yeah?! Well....well I got..... lol

You have a Chevy truck........enough said :D
That gave me a chuckle.
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Offline oldwhity

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Re: School !!
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2009, 07:17:50 pm »
Yeah, so there. :D
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Re: School !!
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2009, 09:46:50 pm »
And I got a Glock--yeah, and it is for those who don't have weed wackers and don't drive Chevys ;D.
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Re: School !!
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 08:11:14 am »
I use my glock as a weed wacker.
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Offline oldwhity

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Re: School !!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2009, 03:33:49 pm »
Now that's going to take alot of ammo. lol
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Offline Skunksmash

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Re: School !!
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 06:35:54 am »
Yeah lol. But man ammo prices are on the rise again. I guess due to the whole Obaumunism thing.
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