Customer of ours owns a '10 cts-v with a literal 20 grand worth of lingenfelter goodness done to it. Took it to the local GM dealership for an oil change, techs drooling on it, tell them they're gonna take good care of it.
Goes out to look at the new cts-v in the showroom. Out there about 15 minutes talking to the general manager and a black cts-v goes flying by on the frontage road in front of the dealership. They hadn't even changed the oil.
If you're looking for an oil changing job in Illinois, a position opened up today.