Well today we where fabricating a stand with wheels for a leaf blower, to attach to a truck hitch. simple design but we need some hitch receiver tubing. so we went to a local truck place, he has everything you can imagine for work rigs. but anyway upon walking in there a whole crap load of signs hanging all over the place. most are smart butt signs but i see this one it says "Cat bits dont touch"

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ok to me i took it as Caterpillar made drill bits and you cant touch them. (didnt know cat made bits but oh well.)
then this friendly looking feline comes running up to us, and jumps up on some boxes

i proceed to pet this feline. then my buddy says "dont touch cant you read the sign". it was cool the cat didnt bite me so i stopped petting and we proceeded to find the shop owner. my buddy was 10' in front of me and step outside. i was still looking at all the stuff. then i walked past this evil cat that proceed to box my hand and thigh. i promptly walk away, the bad part is the cats instincts kicked in. and he decided he was going to chase me out of the shop.
this is just a FYI for fellow people, just because someone cant spell doesn't mean the cat still wont bite you.