difficult question: deep thoughts needed

[dumbucket1]

ok so how much wood, could a wood chuck..chuck. If a wood chuck could chuck...wood? Has anyone got the answer? what if you remove the wood chuck and replace it with a beaver? 

[HAULIN IT]

I "wood" have expected this post to have been started by Stewart. Nothing negative meant...it just seems he's the one that usually is starting a post with a title like that. Lorne 

[eventhorizon66]

I "wood" have expected this post to have been started by Stewart. Nothing negative meant...it just seems he's the one that usually is starting a post with a title like that. Lorne 

LOL.  He did, it's right here.  Stewart is definitely the philosopher of the group.

[Lt.Del]

I don't think a wood chuck or beaver can chuck wood.  But the question is "if a wood chuck could chuck".  If a wood chuck could chuck wood or anything else for that matter, I guess it depends on how small of pieces could be made from the wood to make it lighter to chuck.  I guess a beaver could chuck more wood since they could make the wood into much smaller pieces, therefore could chuck more wood than a wood chuck can chuck.  So, the answer should be it could be infinite, since wood could be made into infinitely smaller pieces.

The question should be based on time.  If the wood chuck or beaver had a lot of time, they could chuck, assuming they could chuck, a lot of wood. 

Therefore, you must put it into a time frame.  How much wood could a wood chuck chuck in a day's time.  hmmmm, that is more like it.     I need a drink

[Lt.Del]

Now here's one:

How many shoes should a Chevy ship when a Chevy ships shoes?

or another;

If it takes the Earth 365 days to orbit the sun, actually it takes a little over 365 days, hence leap years, but I digress, and it takes Halley's comet 76 years to brush by the Earth, how long would it take for the Sun to blow up?

[eventhorizon66]

If it takes the Earth 365 days to orbit the sun, actually it takes a little over 365 days, hence leap years, but I digress, and it takes Halley's comet 76 years to brush by the Earth, how long would it take for the Sun to blow up?

IDK.  But its sometime in 2012.

[Lt.Del]

But its sometime in 2012

December 21, 2012 to be exact.

Check out my site: www.RoadToDisaster.com

[choptop]

ok so how much wood, could a wood chuck..chuck. If a wood chuck could chuck...wood? Has anyone got the answer? what if you remove the wood chuck and replace it with a beaver? 

Be careful on questions like these. The gov just finished a study on cow flatulance and the ozone. We dont really need our tax dollars going to figure this one out....Do we???

[Skunksmash]

I think it's more about how much wood would he chuck, if he even could. I assume that as a woodchuck, he has a somewhat limited attention span for such things. So my guess is, not to much. He would probly just chuck a couple of pieces then he would start doing something else. So my answer is  2.

2 pieces of wood.

[Blazin]

Skunk you must have a teenager! Thats about how most of them work too!

[Skunksmash]

The trick is, you just keep whipping them on the back as they work. 

[Bitzer!]

My guess would be to pay someone else to do it. manual labour  pah