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Offline bake74

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WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« on: May 09, 2014, 09:38:15 pm »
  Sorry to those who this might offend.  I just could not help myself.  I think this is hilarious.  I had to pass this on.

Where, oh where  --  to put Obama's picture.   

George Washington, our nation's first  president and leader of the American Revolution!


Abe  Lincoln,  honorable leader who pulled our  nation through its darkest time!


Alexander  Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of  the Treasury and leader of the constitutional  convention!


Andrew  Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in  New Orleans !


Ulysses  Grant, Union army general, led the North through  the Civil War!


Ben Franklin,  genius inventor, political theorist and leading  author of the Constitution


Finally, we  have someone to put on the food   stamp!!!


Obama's policies  have put more people on welfare than any  president before him, so this placement is most  appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for  which he did nothing, this is an "honor"   he richly deserves.   

I was  eating breakfast with my 13-year-old  granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is the  20th of February?"

She said "It's  President's Day!"

She is a smart kid. 

I asked "What does President's Day  mean?"

I was waiting for something about  Washington or Lincoln… etc.

She replied,  "President's Day is when President Obama steps  out of the White House, and if he sees his  shadow we have one more year of unemployment." 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee  spurts out your nose..
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 11:00:40 pm »
That's just hilarious!!


I gotta say though, I can't agree with Abe Lincoln being an honorable leader.
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 01:15:01 am »
HAHAHA that's sooo much win from your granddaughter! Priceless. I'm sure the coffee did hurt just a little LOL.




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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 07:33:17 pm »
That's good stuff man   ;D
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2014, 10:51:24 am »
oh God that's good !!!
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2014, 09:27:13 pm »
Awesome!
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 10:51:17 pm »
I opened, and I love obama...
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2014, 10:52:00 pm »
nah i hate obama...  couldnta kept a straight face if ida had to say that in person...   8)
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2014, 10:52:34 pm »
tiny joke..

know why obama sucks?
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2014, 11:18:54 pm »
78 becareful my political post got deleted and it was a clean joke lol
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2014, 11:29:22 pm »
Quote from: Irish_Alley on July 19, 2014, 11:18:54 pm
78 becareful my political post got deleted and it was a clean joke lol

I don't have to be careful...  i refuse. 
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2014, 11:29:56 pm »
Know why?

Chickenbutt.


My daughter sed that...

ever heard the joke guess whut?  Chickenbutt!!!

Well she thought this was equivelent...  :)
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2014, 11:31:55 pm »
Quote from: 78 Chevyrado on July 19, 2014, 11:29:22 pm
Quote from: Irish_Alley on July 19, 2014, 11:18:54 pm
78 becareful my political post got deleted and it was a clean joke lol

I don't have to be careful...  i refuse.


I was messin with all of yall...  but my kid said the punch line i told you guys....hahahah
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2014, 11:34:59 pm »
Quote from: Irish_Alley on July 19, 2014, 11:18:54 pm
78 becareful my political post got deleted and it was a clean joke lol

Quite frankly, no matter how clean your joke was, and i trust you...  The reason I love this site so much is that political and such things dont intrude upon it... (it being the site)

While i may agree with you 102%  I came here for chevy trucks, not political stuff  (actually I USE MY TRUCK TO ESCAPE FROM THE POLITICAL STUFF OF THE WORLD)  Ya know...  no hate, only love...  but whatever yall say ima respod with what a child thinks of it   ;D   I love this site cuz it's TRUCKS ONLY, Our Escape from reality.  yeah reality is terrible, thats why we here, to get away from reality and come together over CHEVY TRUCKS!
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Re: WARNING: Do not open if you like Obama
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:42 pm »
I pay some of my money, to this site, year after year, because they moderate.  no cussing.  now in person i would make a sailor blush i curse so much...  but here it's not needed.

The political is held at bay, frankly im surprised this thread still exists...

tho im not saying to delete it...  not cuz of meI told the moderators in PM;s

I love this site because we all love chevies...  and we all try to help each other reach our goals...  I now something you don't...  I'll tell you...  you know something I don't...  i hope you'll tell me...

I love this place.  Ive been a member of so many 73-87 sites...  this one is the one we should all look for and try to keep running (and in the way it does now)

I dont get mad cuz you have opinions about stuff going on today...  but i do not want to hear it...  because i KNOW WHATS GOING ON.  I come here to get away...

I want here to be my place away and my truck away from things...  this is the website equivelent of my camping for 5 or 6 weeks out of my chevy truck.

I know how terrible things are everywhere...   but here im not supposed to hear that, this site is my escape...  my get away from the worlds terribleness, tho i cannot right now drive off in my truck into the wonderful sunset,  i want to, and i come here and do not want any reminders of how terrible the reality of the world is...  i bet mines terrible as bad stuff comes...  i want away from that...  i come here for that...   
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