Here I'll fix that:
John Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am hit snooze and went back to bed.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA)
was perking he dumped in 2 tablespoons of extra sugar,
he started to shave with his
electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG) and said the heck with shaving.
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA) and wiped his greasy fingers on it ruining it but doesn't care because it was cheap and he has 10 more of them,
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) he promptly ripped because babes love it
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) are gay so he put on some old boots made at Walmart
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he was still hungry so he made another one and ate again contemplating 3.
he sat down with his calculator(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today and said "What am I worried about, Barack Obama will save us" and he whipped out his credit card.
After setting his watch(MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his 73-87 Chevy or GMC (MADE IN HIS BACK YARD)
filled it with GAS(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB but remembered his woman was already at work so why bother?
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
Computer (Made In Malaysia) for hot naked women
Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a KEG of beer (MADE IN GERMANY)
and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA) to watch the Simpsons
and then his hot woman made in the USA gave him a nice back rub, cooked him dinner, and then he worked on his 73-87 Chevy truck with parts made in Mexico.
Then he drank more beer.... THE END
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