THE JOB & THE URINE TEST

[Blazin]

(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat  on The back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB, SO. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I  pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
 Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope  you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country-and soon.

[ccz145a]

What a great idea! This is the first time I've heard this and the best thing I've heard in a long time.

[Redneckchevy]

Now thats a great idea....Pass that one on to the capital!

[Unofficial]

I like those kinds of ideas. You know, because it's not this big huge difficult and complex government issue. It's just a money saving idea that would save a lot.

Cool.

[Blazin]

Oh don't worry if the govt. did impliment this they would make sure it cost a few billion $$$$$$$$$.

[ccz145a]

And to think of all the urine crates shipped via usps. Talk about digruntled. lol

[Lt.Del]

Hillary or Obama don't want to hear that.  They'd loose votes.
Forget it.  Not gonna happen.  The courts will be clogged and the taxpayers will pay one way or the other.  The ACLU would never let it go.

What they would say..."That would be discriminatory.  So what if we are drug abusers. I am still ENTITLED to a check."

So here is the scenario.  You get fired because you used drugs and can't pass the drug test.  Therefore, you apply for unemployment benefits.  But you lose because, again, you can't pass the drug test.  You apply for welfare....here comes the drug test....sorry, you lose. So what next?  No federal benefits, no job, no one cares for your.  You resort to the life of crime and rob people, or banks, or break into cars for their visible CD's laying on the dash.  After the 30th crime, you get arrested and spend 10 years in prison.  Who pays for you being in prison?  Let me guess, the taxpayer.

So everyone is mad in your neighborhood because their cars have broken windows and they have no more CD's because they have been stolen, and their taxes rise because of the prison population.

Geeze.  Don't you know American's are Entitled to a free paycheck, or it wil cost them more in the future.

I didn't even mention dependants.  All children will end up in an orphanage because mommy and daddy are in prison.  Wait, who takes care of them?  The taxpayers.

Moral of the story.  Use drugs and enjoy your free check.  If you dare start a job, dont you use drugs or you will have to stay at home and watch soap operas and get a free check in the mailbox because it is cheaper than to send you to jail.
 

[VileZambonie]

OOH! I want that! I want to stay home and watch Jerry Springer and Maury Povich give lie detector tests to da baby daddy!

[Blazin]

Again a good reason to shoot criminals on the spot. Vigilantlys rock! What did I post the other day? Dead men can't tlak, well they can't collect a welfare check either!

[dumbucket1]

I dont think the people on government assistance should be getting these rebate checks either.

[choptop]

Amen to all above.

[80stepsideguy]

Ya know what i say?
Take all these illegial immigrants that dont belong in this country and take all the welfare people that sit on their rears and put them in the service and ship them to fight this war.Take our brave men and women and bring them home and let these POS fight the battle then they can earn a living.

thanks
pat

[Lt.Del]

Take all these illegial immigrants that dont belong in this country and take all the welfare people that sit on their rears and put them in the service and ship them to fight this war

That would be one heck of an army!  Might as well start making those white flags to display 

Don't dare board an airplane in the future then, they would definately all be  flying bombs for more  buildings if that kind of army is our defense.

[JRConnieK10]

On the news everyday there is a shooting somewhere why not take the punks that want to shoot people and make them go to war and let them shoot at someone that can shoot back and see if they like it prisoners on death row put'em out front that would kinda thin out the over crowding of the prison population. Let them get out front and draw the fire so we can use the good service men and women to take them out.

[Unofficial]

On the news everyday there is a shooting somewhere why not take the punks that want to shoot people and make them go to war and let them shoot at someone that can shoot back and see if they like it prisoners on death row put'em out front that would kinda thin out the over crowding of the prison population. Let them get out front and draw the fire so we can use the good service men and women to take them out.

Good point. I agree with you.