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Offline Lt.Del

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I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« on: March 19, 2012, 10:48:05 pm »
She was born with a brain but lost the instructions manual.....

http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx

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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 06:22:43 am »
UGH!
It pains me that we have to share air with people this stupid!
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 06:41:08 am »
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 07:57:32 am »
She's smarter than my last girlfriend.... but ex was 80mph hotter
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 08:06:55 am »
You gotta admit, at least she tried to rationalize her theory, even though she was wrong and it never quite "clicked".
That was funny.
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Re: Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2012, 11:22:55 am »


If the world has become too prim and proper for us to laugh and poke fun at somebody's momentary ignorance, then it is indeed a sad place to live.  If I were caught on video laying down a spiel like that, I would expect no less than to be called out and laughed at for talking out of your mind.
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2012, 12:18:46 pm »
What the heck is my wife doing in that woman's body?!?!
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2012, 08:45:51 pm »


a few ponderables I thought of along those same lines:

How many dollars is a $20 bill worth? I guess it depends on the value of the dollar at any given time.

If you are in a 10 feet deep pool, how far down would you have to swim to touch the bottom? Perhaps it depends on how big your foot is.

If a boat leaves Virginia Beach and begins at sea level, what elevation would it be at if it docks at Daytona Beach, Fl? Remember, Florida is below Virginia on a map.

If an airplane traveling at 30,000 feet above sea level crosses over a 3,000 foot high mountain, how high would the airplane be traveling then? Perhaps it depends which sea the mountain is in.

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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 10:35:35 pm »
If you were traveling at the speed of light, and you turned on your headlights. Would they do any good?
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 03:40:23 am »
I interviewed for maintenance for the state just to try different state jobs. And it has about 20 questions 5 people ask you, right in the middle of these questions about maintenance the supervisor ask “ what weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers.” I was shocked and replied “the same” I then waited for someone to start laughing or crack a smile. But nope they wrote down my answer and continued with the questions. I was telling this story to a co-worker and before I finished with my answer he cuts me off and says “ the bricks right?” I said “and that’s why they asked that question”
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2012, 03:42:38 am »
Quote from: Blazin on March 20, 2012, 10:35:35 pm
If you were traveling at the speed of light, and you turned on your headlights. Would they do any good?
your reaction time wouldnt be fast enough to react to anything you can see
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2012, 08:57:26 am »
That totally was an act!  It couldn't possibly be that difficult to anyone!!

I'll show my engineer side and say that question about a boat leaving from Virginia Beach and docking at Daytona Beach is a tricky one because you have to know how long it takes the boat to travel, what day it is and when it leaves!  Why???...because of the tidal exchange.  If it is about 620 nautical miles and you travel an average of 11 knots then it takes you about 56 hours to get there.  If you leave today at 8 am EST and arrive there at about 2 pm EST, 2 days later then the tide has gone from +3.6 ft to -0.1 feet and you are 3.7 feet lower than you started off!  :P
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2012, 12:31:06 pm »
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because of the tidal exchange

I was wondering when someone was going to mention the tides.  More power to ya.

And Blazin, that is a good one. I vote headlights do nothing in that scenario. But, i'd like to see the effects of a truck that runs into a tree doing Warp speed.  Vaporization.

I wonder how she would answer this one?
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 04:37:55 pm »
I think you missed the point Irish.
I say if you turned them on after you were traveling at light speed they would do no good as the light could never get out in front of you.
If you turned them on, and then proceeded to light speed then the light would always be out in front of you!  ::)

Getting back to the blond in the video:
I think her husband should give her a harder question.
If Pam had four apples gave one to little Jonny, ate one, and cut one in half. How many apples would she have left?
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Re: I'm surprised this person knows how to breathe
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 04:46:22 pm »
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If Pam had four apples gave one to little Jonny, ate one, and cut one in half. How many apples would she have left?

Well, it depends on whether it was cut in half horizontally or vertically.  Which half has the most seeds and what color is the apple?

my guess? 1 and a half and a half.
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